This part of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” always bugs me:

With th’ angelic host proclaim
Christ is born in Bethlehem

It doesn’t rhyme.  It does not rhyme.  “Proclaim” and “Bethlehem” do not rhyme at all no matter how many times you try to force it to!  Gah!

…also, I got a t-shirt.  Merry Crimbo.

Other countries get snow on Christmas.

We get rain.

I was gonna do something, but then I decided to do something else first which wouldn’t take very long.

And then after that was done, suddenly I cannot at all remember what I was initially supposed to do.

…I wonder if that’s a sign of getting old :(

Man.

You follow one cat blog, and suddenly your dashboard is full of cat pics.  Not necessarily from the blog you followed.

…….

I for one welcome our new feline overlords :3

It was kinda cool when Inception did it.

Then other movies started doing it too.

And now, I’m like “meh” when a movie does not show its title at all until the very end.

This text was supposed to only say “Banned in Australia” but apparently according to Google, “slamacow” is much more associated with Minecraft than Adventure Time.  So the joke would be aimed at the wrong people and I’ll look stupid.

Thanks a lot, Minecraft.

Where the hell is my video thumbnail, Youtube?!

grumble

Ann is olev <3

lexatu:

vapor-man:

You’re about to walk into a store and you see this. What do?

continue walking to the store, that’s the car I just got out of

How long have you been in that car?  Look how dusty it is.